seedy:

"haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

bennymoonbase:

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

Why indeed

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of whose opinion i like

kingsleyyy:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.